Chapter 1: Quit Pranking Me, You Goddamn Rabbit!

(You) are a second-year transfer student at Cover High, a strange school where the bizarre is commonplace, the insane is mundane, and the rules and common sense of the outside world are null and void. Further complicating your already-eventful daily life are the antics of the school's resident troublemaker, a certain meddlesome rabbit who, for some reason, has chosen you as a target for her many acts of mischief. To your ever-increasing annoyance, you find yourself having to contend with an unending succession of traps, pranks and japes courtesy of your irksome foe. But nothing in this outlandish academy is ever as simple as it first appears. A series of events begin to unfold that will throw the antagonistic nature of you and your rival's relationship into question, and in the process shift your rancorous feelings into something far more intimate.