Big Sad Penis

This is about Sasuke from my mega popular story "NANI?!(childxChilde)". This is going to be telling his backstory and how he got into the mafia. DO NOT READ IF UR UNDER 69 PLSSSS
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"Sorry, Sasuke, you're dick is too big for me, I'm leaving you."
"Look at how big his dick is! Hahaha!"

All his life sasuke was mocked for his ginormous penis, but what happens when a certain ed sheeran comes into the mix.