Chapter 1: The Woes of Mildred Marsh

For as long as he remembers, Mildred (Millie, please.) has been obsessed with the Harry Potter series. She's read the books, seen the movies, got an account in Pottermore, her house overflows with merch, the whole nine yards, you get it.

From a young age, she has wanted to visit the Harry Potter world, and now is her chance! Only, the random guy she met in Facebook who claimed that he could in fact, dimension-hop, kinda, sorta dropped her off.. In the wrong.. Universe. Yay.

However is she meant to survive in such a... logically sound world, especially with bloody Hadrian-Too-Many-Names-Potter-Black or whatever that idiot's name was? Especially for seven whole years!

(Dedicated to Watermelon.)