1. Blitzø's little secret

Classification AU:

Blitzø didn't have a great childhood, he had to grow up really fast and take on a lot of responsibility to help his family. And now he's a successful assassin, a badass.

Fizzarolli's always been an icon, always had to be perfect, had to be funny, had to entertain...otherwise he was a failure. He made a lot of sacrifices to achieve this level of perfection.

Is it any wonder they cheated on their classification test? What would people think if they knew what they really were?