OK SO STARTING OFF

"If I told you that I just came in here for shelter would you believe me?" You gave a sheepish grin looking up at THE SAGE HIMSELF "Not after you said that." He responded grabing you by the scruff of the shirt and setting you on the couch where he could watch you, since it was a refined and more cleaned area you'd have nowhere to hide..

Dispite his attempt, you quickly teleported away, he saw and easily could've went after you in a fright of you having something of his, but.. He just let you go, you thought about it.. And honestly he had some good snacks, you were definitely going to rob him more often