chapter one!!!!!

where we follow our main heroine, ukraine aka uk ran, as she forgets common sense!!!!!! WARNING: super duper amazing fanfic ahead!1!!1! this is definitely not a crackfic, what are you talking about??//??/?/??/

(in all honesty, this is a stupid story i came up with during tech class. no, this is not mocking 2019 rusame fanfics. there are plenty of those for you to read already.)