Chapter 1 - Meet

Hey! So the idea behind this is a joke but I am going to try writing this kind of seriously.
Um spoiler alert connor murphy is part of the mafia in this and this is mostly dedicated to my friend mars (@-_-_nothing_-_-)

This is a kleinsen fic! None of the characters are mine, they are all from DEH. Also, a lot of this is not going to be based on the canon.
Also this does use a lot of swearing. Like, *a lot.*

Also I kind of suck at writing so bear with me :)