surely not

peter is adopted by tony stark after aunt may is shot at a deli. this is set juring the civil war and iron man is hard pressed about findi g whatever hero he can find, incliding spiderman.
mean while spiderman eats all of tony's chips and asks random avengers and xmen to help him with his home work. dieing inside bc no one would believe him if he told his classmates this not only bc its unbelieveable but also bc they think that he is a patholicic liar.