1. A Meet (Not) Cute

My new colleague and office buddy is no one else than the hot stranger from the coffee place. Well, this is going to be interesting. And by interesting, I mean mortifying. What are the chances I could slink away, hide under a stone, and stay there until the universe implodes?
"I was just showing Keith his new office. Keith, this is Shiro. Shiro, this is Keith, our new art teacher."
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What happens when a clumsy artist and a math teacher walk into a coffee place?
A lot of hijinks, kisses under a mistletoe, and a disastrous Christmas party with too much eggnog.