And The Truth Will Set You Free: Part 1

"Oh, you're angry, are you? Well, join the party. I've been here for 1,000 years! I was building that dagger to protect myself against you, Nik. I'm not the bad guy in this chapter of our family's story. I'm the wronged. I'm the dead but never mourned. And while you got everything you ever wanted, I got a family who didn't care if I lived or if I died." - Kol to Klaus

What if Kol Mikaelson was a female in the TVDU universe?