Chapter 1 - Corner Store Goodies of Misfortune

It was a dark and stormy night (not actually it was actually very sunny so sunny in fact that my friends eyes bled) and I held 3 oddly flavoured gummy bears in my hand. They sat there. Staring at me through their 'rotten mayonaise' 'fertilized soil' and 'injection' flavoured eyes. I was drooling. Little did I know, when I ate these unlikely flavoured gummy bears, my whole world would've changed, along with space and time itself.