1. Wake up, you're about to die

𝔹𝕆𝕆𝕂 𝟚
As it turned out, Mari was actually living a nice, normal and more importantly safe(ish) life somewhere sunny. Most of the time. Nobody was more surprised about this turn of events than she was.

Problem was, things aren't ever that simple for a demigoddess. Monsters? Standard demigod fare, she could handle that. Homework? Now, that as actually an issue. An army set to invade camp any day now and kill them all? That maybe took slight precedence over the whole 'homework' thing. Maybe. But a very, very beautiful girl with deadly hands who hated her brother and made Mari's heart somersault every time she talked? Oh, gods. Yup. She was a goner.