Prologue I: Lost In The Snow & Unfamiliar History

"You better run boi, cuz you bout to be 'Ace'd' "

"Better turn that frown upside down before I put you six feet underground.... Like seriously, I will do it"

"How dare you disrespect my glorious weapons! You'll die a shameful death!"

If chaos is what you're looking for then ask and you shall receive;

This is a story about a man's bizarre adventure with his beloved spears, join him as he thrusts his spear into enemies and allies alike (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠).

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Note: This fanfic is and will definitely be not a serious one but a rather crackfic cuz I am as high as a spaceman, anyways! I hope you enjoy this and see you guys soon