The Lemon and The Lamp Post

Ever read a story from the pov of inanimate objects? Well if you haven't, now's your chance... Because the rotting lemon behind Sarada's fridge is catching every conversation she has with Boruto. Is this the weirdest thing I have ever written? Yes. Was it fun? Yes. Read it and enjoy~

Requested nouns: Lemon (citrus). Lamp post.