An Impossible Fact

Draco Malfoy's happy for all of Hogwarts to see him as a cartoonish sex prodigy - but Hermione knows that the stories don't add up. When Draco comes to her with an educational proposal, Professor Granger has her work cut out for her.

AU fluff with mild smut. No Voldemort. Characters are late teens.

Characters by J.K. Rowling. May she come to her senses and soon.