Untitled Part 1

I was never nominated for one of these facts list. I probably never will be. That's not the point. To all of my readers (Drew) who noticed I have a new book, it's just another fake book that will likely never go anywhere. I saw everyone making these 20 facts lists and thought, Wow!, I should do one.

But I didn't get nominated.

So I'm doing one anyway, but it doesn't count as real since I wasn't nominated.

And since it doesn't count these are all fake facts.