Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

I met a handsome and oh so perfect man on my single honeymoon getaway (yes, single means alone). We spent days in Maui to explore each other's body... uhm.. I mean Maui's land. And when the time was up we went back to our life without having each other's contacts. It was like a stolen moment from heaven.

But I met him again!! And guess what!! I'm going to make his fiancée's wedding dress! He deserves a kick or two on his balls!! Or... maybe not.