JoJo get's a job at McDonalds?

what if JoJo Awesomeness got a job? oh men probably world war 3 would begin :3
i know a lot of places :D
most of these exist and some are just games :3
get ready for some really crazy stuff
best part about this
NO SWEARING :D
SO GET READY FOR SOME REALLY WEIRD WORDS THAT WILL PROBABLY NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
enjoy :3