Introduction

Sorry I haven't seen you in a while. So you remember that vacation I took last year? Yeah? Well, that's why I haven't been around. You see I met someone. She's, well she's pretty special. Say, do you believe in Vampires? I didn't think so. Man, have we got a lot to talk about. Yep, thats a wedding ring alright. This baggage has been claimed! It's a good thing you caught me too. We're moving pretty soon, headed out West. She's meeting me here shortly, hang out with me a while and you can meet her. She's smart, super smart. Funny! What do you mean what's she doing with me? With my charming character she couldn't resist me! Come on! We'll have a beer and I'll tell you all about it. You aren't going to believe it all so we better get a couple of drinks down so it will make some sort of sense.