the story isn't dead

In 1980, a gate was summoned into the eu alt universe, but it was summoned into the wrong place for the empire to explore as they stood in a nuclear bomb testing ground. A second gate was summoned on the planet Avalon, but like the first, they instead got killed by the cold weather as it is an ice planet. Then they mistakenly summoned a gate into the metal slug world, where they died in 1 milisecond. Another gate was summoned, and yet again they failed to invade. May God have mercy on them.