Chapter 1: Now Hiring

This is a short story that I made in 2-3 hours, to get it out of my system.
Info:
Y/N is a not so evil, evil scientist, and his old Igor died after a recent explosion in the lab.
the thunder ray will never be discovered in this AU, thus Malaria will continue to be evil.
Same storyline, except Brain & Eva won't exist.
Dr. Schadenfreude is Y/N's friend, so don't worry about him messing with y'all. This story has no conflict, just bonding between y/n & Igor ig idk.

Warning: Curse words, Slight sexual jokes(?) & cringe.
Btw: I have no idea how to write intimate scenes or intimate behavior. I'm not an alien, I just lack human interactions cause ya boy hasn't touched grass since he was 2 years old.