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the band queen is recording their 1974 hit album, sheer heart attack. after recording a part, the bassist, john deacon finds a bomb in his toilet! shenanigans ensue, plot twists and turns happen, and one fight between two bands that ends in a legendary way.
this is all written on my school computer from when i have free time in class.

' "Th-uh,-" John stammered. "There's a bomb in the toilet. A pipe bomb."
Brian giggled. "No, there's not." '