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I forgot something. I feel like someone is waiting for me somewhere. It's annoying. If only I could remember, I would know why the f@&$ I'm in the middle of the ocean. I have bandages all over my chest, my ears whistle and I already feel a headache forming in my head. The boat(?) where I am is quite small, but the strangest thing in my situation is the letter placed next to a bag where clothes and provisions are stored. I can read:

« Dear Asha,

After some problems, I decided to teleport you in the grand line. Your name is Ardiloso D. Asha. In the next hour, you will see a land so good luck to survive.

*Also, you are 17 years old. (; »

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WHATTTTTTT!!??!?

Do I really need to write that I don't own one piece 🤨