Who Wouldn't Want To Be King - REWRITE

Potato.
I take requests.
Short stories.
Warning: if you get offended easily, or are a sjw in any way, I'd advise for you to stay far far away from here. Don't say I didn't warn you fam. Also, if you're not too keen on gore and weird acid trip induced crap, you might wanna head over to the Teen Fiction tag, you're welcome.