"I am the best."

God? : "Y/N L/N...*sigh* where do I even begin. The lowest of the low, probably the most scumbag person living in this planet. The kind of person who will talk shit about you when you're not around. But no one ever thought of him being the worst of humanity despite the words I said about him, no, no *shakes head*. Why was that? He hid his true personality very well... In the outside he might look like a very stoic and a laid back character but deep down in his mind he insults you down to your looks, personality, background, and even your race!!! *shocked face*. But that's only the crust of this absolute piece of shit of a character! He thinks he's high above and beyond in life nobody even comes close!... I quite have come too far but to simplify, He's a f u c k i n g scumbag... but lately he's being followed (and yet this dumbass don't even know)by someone. how will a scumbag deal with this rare occurrence?"

A/N : so I didn't take this story seriously so if ever you can get offended very easily I will kindly ask not to read this as it includes foul language, dark humor, and quite possibly the same shits you'll find retards complaining about in twitter. so enjoy the oneshot I guess...