Intros

Elio Louie Lupin is entering his third year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.

His dad's the new defence teacher at school (he prays to god he doesn't call him dad in class) and his other dad is a convicted murderer who has escaped from Azkaban.

If you don't think it can get any worse his best friend is being hunted by said crazy father and so the school is swarming with joy draining dementors.