𝐈. 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 ━ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄

┆𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘐 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘔𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘈 𝘉𝘰𝘺 𝘈𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘭?!┆

ㅤ𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: Explicit Content such as strong language and sexual behaviour; misgendering.

A slow-burn romance slice of life between you and Sal Fisher.
It takes place between The Bologna Incident and The Trial.
It's set in modern times and all of (Y/N)'s characteristics and personality traits are implied, except for: You are oblivious! But that's for plot purpoises so don't take it too hard on me.
No paranormal stuff so our Sal (and basically everyone else) doesn't have to die + canon divergences.
The title is actually a reference to the Mother Mother's song.
Cross-posted on ao3.

ㅤ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝟏𝟎/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟐.
ㅤ 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝟎𝟗/𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟑.