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Fred Weasley has never been hopelessly desperate for something he couldn't have.... until it came to the forbidden fruit, his twin brother's girlfriend.
His devil-may-care attitude is a false facade he's
willing to endure, hoping the enchanting Josephine Pierce finds it intriguing and riveting... Which are the opposite characteristics of his reasonably vanilla twin brother.

"Every time I look at her... my knees tremble and my
heart melts quicker than dog shit on a hot summer
afternoon."
"Was that supposed to be romantic?"

(Infrequent updates bc sad.)

THIS IS A REWRITE BECAUSE THE OTHER VERSION GOT REMOVED, I AINT STEALIN!!