Before Hogwarts

I'm a Harry Potter nerd and I see this on tiktok but I think it would be funner if I just wrote it. This is literally just something to hopefully snap me out of my writing block so yeahhhh. Enjoy the crack on steroids XD, this is also gonna force me to actually finish the 3rd book. Currently this takes place in the Second Harry Potter book for refference.

Also I think its obvious that I dont own any characters in this, ecept for myself obviously