Humpty's Downfall

"Where is Humpty? His assistance is required."

"I shall go look for him, for I know not where he be."

"Go forth, then."

"Anfimr? Anfimr, gh! Whg'm wh bm!"

"Goodbye."

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"Humpty..... He was just Nineteen, how could this have happened?"

"Only himself is to blame, for thee tried thy best. God is pleased. But if thee shall like, we may try and save Humpty from his sins and due punishment."

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