Before we get into the story...

One side believes Ohio is real. The other side denies its existence...
A group of friends must save Shawn Smith from turning to the dark side. Will the Deniers succeed? Or will they lose their friend to the Shadow Realm known as Ohio?
Remember, Ohio isn't real. Don't believe in what they say.

(Based on a conversation between me and my friends.)
(!!!THIS IS A SATIRE FIC! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY! THIS IS PURELY FOR FUNNIES!!!)