Meeting the P.I.M.P!

My first fanfic that's also a crack-fic. This will probably be forgotten rather quickly but screw it, I'm bored.

(Fair point I mention this. Any picture or video that could be shown that's from something people watch; is owned by the person who made the source in the first place, duh. Don't own them except this bizarre concept of a loosely made story.)

Conclusion; I've probably gone mad.