what is this?

In which the writer of The Worst Story on Wattpad attempts to write fanfiction of the TV show Riverdale having never watched an episode of it.

I have seen various disjointed clips of it on social media, and my flatmate used to watch it in his language (which I don't understand), so I feel qualified to write an entire fanfiction of this show.

Will this go well? No.

So please enjoy the journey the story of a young man named Archie Comics as he embarks on...whatever he embarks on. I don't know, I haven't seen the show.