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I have, quite brilliantly but quite accidentally, totally and completely screwed up my life. My name is often preceded by an "oh". "Oh, Charlie..." "Oh, Charlotte..." and then is usually followed by "...What did you get yourself into this time?" It's my norm. But I'm gonna change that. Starting tomorrow... It's the last night of 2014 and though I'm in bed with yet another stranger, I am determined to change my life around this year. No more one night stands, no more dating commitment phobia boys, no more drinking till I can't remember that party I went to, no more smoking a whole purse of cigarettes....This year, I will change and I will get my life together even if I have to write down my resolutions list on the back of a condoms receipt. ....But knowing me...this is gonna turn into a disaster.
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