Chapter 1

[FOREWARNING: REFERENCES TO STEVEN UNIVERSE CANON/SPOILERS AND SUGGESTIVE/MATURE CONTENT.]

An alien man has crashlanded on your front lawn. It goes about as well as you'd hoped. He somehow knows everything and nothing at all regarding Earth and human lifestyles.

He's majorly gorgeous and super entitled, yet oddly empathic at the same time. He also seems to have his own agenda and is at odds with some of the OTHER alien locals of Beach City.