0 | Unhinged Author Notes

"Fuck off, Weasley!" Draco shot back, his tone dripping with disdain, completely unfazed by the outraged expression on Hermione's face. "I'm checking on my boyfriend, and for the love of Merlin, stop yelling-you're going to give him a headache!" With a flip of his immaculately styled hair, he turned back to Harry, eyes filled with stars like a B-grade shoujo anime character. "Are you okay, love? Do you want Father to sue the train?"

Or: I write an unhinged story based on a meme, because why not?

Now, with an even more unhinged rewrite! Featuring Drama Queen Hedwig, One-Moment-Away-From-Suing-Us-All Draco, Obnoxious Noodle Eater Dumbledore, and much more!

[Cross-Posted on AO3 and Fanfiction.net.]