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The Hermit Academy for the Gifted was... well, for the gifted. Only those with incredible and unique abilities could ever dream of being accepted. And, somehow, Mumbo Jumbo got in.

Yeah, that's great, except there was nothing special about him. He was an average guy with average interests who got average grades and did average things. You could say he was the most average teenager to ever exist.

Unfortunately for him, the most unaverage thing to ever happen to anyone... would happen to him.