~Welcome Fellow Friends, Monsters, Strangers & Mentally Unstable Kids!

Free therapy for all ages! Well, not all- I mean, we can't very well help with senior citizens. Or infants. How did they get their hands on a phone anyway? Anyway, you better not scroll- We all know you really need it. Urgently. Stat. ASAP. Especially since you're currently reading SatanxReader or smutty gay non-canon ships.

But it is cheaper than going to an actual therapist. And hey! No need for pills! Sooo, yeah. Therapy for all! We'll try to help! Key word; try. (I ain't good with romance but I can try) Terms and conditions apply (in the book). Privacy maintained unless stated otherwise (or if we really hate you).