How the hell did this happen

"What are you doing outside the house!?"

"Maybe drown in a lake, impale my neck with a sharp twig, there's really one reason, just multiple ways to achieve it"

"Why the hell did we go for the suicidal one?"

A... strange member of L'manburg finds herself kidnapped. She isn't the brightest when it comes to knowledge, but she seems very keen on revenge plots. She gave up on life a long time ago, and is now just carelessly wandering around, trying to find a good story to fill her biography.