Part 1: How everything started

I like blue eye-pencil at the lash line and mousse to make my nothing hair appear big. After school, I like to bake. Preferably, double batches of chocolate chip cookies. I eat entire plates of them, then take Ex-lax to stay skinny. Above all else, school is my priority. My tidy, well-stocked pencil case is its own pure joy.

This is a story of how life happened to me.