Damn i wish i was in milfgard rn

I don't think I'll ever live this one down, it's gonna stay in my Psyche Till the end of days.

(Y/N x Schmilas)

"..you finally gather all your French homework into one relatively 'neat' pile ready for you to snatch and run, but before you can even think about that scrumptious, did diddly umptious lunch you're about to eat you hear a high pitched squeaky sounding scoff coming from right behind your left ear, kind of like a mosquito. "Ah, Y/N can't Even organise your text Books? They aren't even in alphabetical order you shit brained baboon" god, you really want to punch him in his tiny face sometimes,"

Authors note;
THIS IS A STUPID ASS INSIDE JOKE, THIS HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY FANDOM SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK IG?