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big black boots, long brown hair
she's so sweet with her get-back stare

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!WARNING!

graphic depictions of gore and violence, underage drinking, death and murder, mother mother song lyrics, mental asylums, cats of every kind, revolutions, an angry piper mclean, more death and murder, a stupidly long starbucks order, marvel references, forced child support, sparkly suspenders, shitty ex boyfriends, and worst of all... oblivious idiots pining for each other, are all included in the following story.

not to worry, there are capital letters in the actual book :)