Cold Open

Terafirma... the City of Ahamagad... a huge, sprawling city, today is the day,

... where the greatest display of adventuring merchandise and kitchenware utensils unites...
... where terror lurks among great heroes spruiking the wares of their sponsors...
... where the new way of law enforcement clashes with the old and generally just gets in the way...

Where...

... a cleric, a thief, a wizard and an accountant band together to put an end to a wicked monster's murderous spree while saying things like: "Don't worry guys, I've got this", "$&@#!", "You're wonderful" and "Don't worry, it don't attack unless it's provoked."

Yes... we all know exactly what follows...