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Duo knew she had no chance with the famous singer, Dua Lipa. During a collaboration with the sponge, Scrub Daddy, for TikTok, she falls in love with the cleaner. The two quickly form a strong bond, and Duo soon finds out she's pregnant!

AU in which:
Duolingo is a humanoid bird.
Duolingo isn't a company, is instead a celeb.
ScrubDaddy is a living scrub.
ScrubDaddy isn't a company, is instead a celeb.

This story is satirical, please don't hate me for the atrocity you are about to read! 😅

Duolingo is Pansexual - she/her/hers
Scrub Daddy is Pansexual - he/him/his

🥉ScrubDaddy
🥈ScrubDaddy