Foreword

It appears to me that an overwhelming number of readers of my Roger Taylor fanfictions also have a certain romantic infatuation with the drummer (I know, what a crazy coincidence, right?). To help cure us all of this affliction, the following chapters will list a number of things Roger Taylor is older than to prove once and for all, that our dreams of marrying said drummer are futile and completely age-inappropriate.

Clearly a satire.