1. Carly Rae Adele-Jepsen Lucifer III

"Date me?"

Momo stares across the table at her friend of many years and contemplates exactly how they ended up in this particular situation.

"Katsuki, we talked about making it more obvious when you're joking, right?"

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Eijirou Kirishima is engaged. How is Katsuki going to deal with this piss-poor turn of events? He's going to get himself a girlfriend he doesn't want, who doesn't want him back. Like a fucking man.

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Or: stupid!kiribaku and perfect!momo (so basically canon)

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