Why the fuck would you sneeze? (someone's talking about you)

Really, Tommy doesn't understand why exactly he got exiled. That green teletubby fucker's probably just too much of a beta male to understand how great he really is. Now, stuck in this tower in the middle of nowhere, Tommy knows what he has to do. Time to mug some bitch.
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Or, Tommy is exiled, Wilbur goes to check out the "Logstedshire Princess" only to find an annoying blonde child he accidentally gets attached to. Found family ensues.