Prologue: I'm Dead?

Ow. Did I just get hit by a truck? Oh, I hear a voice. ' Stop rambling and get thy ass up boy. ' I said that all? ' No but I heareth thy annoying mind voice. ' Can you speak normal? ' Fine, bitch boy. I never get to have any fun. Anyway, you're gonna be reincarnated as a Dragon. Now it's time. Get ready. ' AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!