|Author's Notes |

" Alright. Who killed the fucker?"

" Me! I thought we established that the last 100 fucking times I said it."

" No! I did. I killed Jason."

" No, I killed Jason."

" Enough! Listen. You all had a motive. You all hated him. But if you just keep arguing over who killed him, then we'll never know. So I'll ask one more time; Who. Killed. Jason. Blossom?"

There's a murder in Riverdale.