My AU explanation + Backstory on how they all met up because I'm annoying

If you spell applesauce with just As you can call it
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Note1(June 30): I am literally improvising after midnight while watching The Click, please spare me...
Note2(August 3): BACK TO IT FEW DAYS IN THE AFTERNOON WOOO
Note3(August 4): Updating this while doing a domain. I can't believe I remade this on someone's request. I made open ending because I couldn't handle it anymore.